As a member of the RELEVANT Gentleman’s Society, I dedicate my knowledge and skills to the advancement and betterment of mustache acceptance and human welfare.

I pledge:

To give my utmost to advancing mustache style, dignity and performance;

To participate in none but honest mustache enterprise;

To live and work according to the highest standards of mustache conduct;

To place service before profit, honor and standing of the mustache before personal advantage, and the public welfare of the mustache above all other considerations;

In humility and with need for Divine and Mustache Guidance, I make this pledge.

Canon 1.
A mustache wearer should refrain from conduct that is detrimental to the public.

Canon 2.
A mustache wearer should hold paramount the safety, health, and welfare of his mustache.

Canon 3.
A mustache wearer’s primary responsibility is to 1) God and 2) his mustache.

Canon 4.
A mustache wearer should promote the general welfare of all mustachekind.

Canon 5.
A mustache wearer should maintain the confidential nature of the mustache/wearer relationship.

Canon 6.
A mustache wearer should use care to avoid advertising or solicitation that is misleading or otherwise contrary to the public interest of mustaches.

Canon 7.
A mustache wearer should maintain professional integrity, fairness, and dignity when dealing with members of other facial hair choices.